04 January 2005

Big and Ugly

I have a big and ugly spiderbite. I swear if it changes colors, from red to, say purple or maybe green, I'm gonna freak out.
Meanwhile, I am slathering myself in shea butter to avoid stretch marks and I think it may have had some weird reaction on my breasts, because now they itch.
How many google hits do you think I'll get with the combination of slather, butter, and breasts?
And can anyone explain to me why AOL will work on my computer and netzero won't? Anyone?

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