02 May 2005

Talk shows

If someone ever asks you to go on a talkshow, so they can share a secret with you, prepare to end your relationship. They are going to tell you 1)they're cheating, 2)they're gay, 3)their baby isn't your baby, or 4)they cheated with a gay man and they don't think you'er the father of your daughter.
Instead of going on tv and being publicly humiliated, just end the MFing relationship right then and there, ok?
I's just tryin' ta help ya out here.

- your only -

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