01 January 2007

A fishy suicide

A Fishy Death
I suspect suicide.


We are gathered here today, to mourn the loss of our dear friend, Sir Squishy. Sir Squishy has been a constant companion to us, lo these many months.
He was an active creature, going back and forth from one side of the tank to the other many times in the space of a day.
Sir Squishy always longed for the wide open spaces, and the freedom a tumbling brook could have brought him. That desire to explore the wide world is what lead to his unfortunate passing.
I suppose we'll never know exactly what caused him to leap from his tank, but I firmly believe he had decided that his ultimate goal was worth the ultimate risk.
We shall miss you, Sir Squishy.

- your only -

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